Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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your life

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did you stub your toe?

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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