- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Feminism

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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