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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Jersey Shore.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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