What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

kennah campion... being nice

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Swag.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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