What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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