Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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