What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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