Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Poop...

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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