- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny people fart less.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

sure!

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Amazing

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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