- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Women's rights.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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