How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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