whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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women's rights.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Coldpaly is a good band

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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