- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Bryson got a concussion...he died

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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