- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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