What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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