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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

when debbie meets downer

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

I killed someone on minecraft.

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