- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

if got a joke if fogot it

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Skinny people fart less.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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