- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

you suck

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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