- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

I have aids

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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