- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A seal walks into a club.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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