Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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if got a joke if fogot it

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Neil Lewis

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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