- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you play piano? No

Without geometry life would be pointless

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

This is an anti joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

well now

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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