- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Skinny people fart less.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

if got a joke if fogot it

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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