- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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