- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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