if got a joke if fogot it

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Neil Lewis

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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