- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why so serious ?

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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