Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

kennah campion... being nice

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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