- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

The FCC

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

PENIS that is all

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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