Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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