A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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