Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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