You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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