A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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