Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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