What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Miami Heat.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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pedophile

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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