who farted i did :]

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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