equality for women

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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thumbs up!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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