A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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David Cameron

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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