- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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