Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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The FCC

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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