Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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I <3 Hitler

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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