I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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