- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

hear hear

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Your face is hilarious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

800 people died last year. end of story

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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