I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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