Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Title IX

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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