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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

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