Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

my gramma died

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

2 black kids walk into school

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Girls Lacrosse.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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