- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

You're a big fat monkey.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

its funny cuz i laughed!

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