- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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