- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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