- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

hello

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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