- Anti Joke

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

my gramma died

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Emily Walker.