- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's brown and sticky A stick

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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